How did i get here?

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:48:12 -0400

tyleroakley: cyberfrost: Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:40:44 -0400

tyleroakley:

cyberfrost:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”

I’M OBSESSED.

Corset by Bibianblue

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:08:42 -0400

Corset by Bibianblue

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:58:50 -0400

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:56:39 -0400

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:51:25 -0400

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

staff: magsby: petition for tumblr staff to leave we don’t want to be here anyway david karp...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:47:57 -0400

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

ever4far: floral-prince: closetaffairs: bigcoolscorner: Rocky...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:47:43 -0400

ever4far:

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

Lap Dog Syndrome, affecting large dogs since the beginning of time.

kingoffriday: WHY I NEED FEMINISM Because this little princess...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:46:08 -0400

kingoffriday:

WHY I NEED FEMINISM

Because this little princess right here is 7 years old, and thinks that she is “too fat” to be pretty.

Because Television and Advertising is what has made her think this.

Because she had a “girlfriend” at school (like how little kids get married at recess) and she was spit on by her, supposed, friends for it.

Because she is bullied constantly for wearing cow “boy” boots to school, even though she looks adorable wearing them.

Because this is my little sister and I don’t want her to have to go through what I went through.

fishingboatproceeds: Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:45:22 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

lilyclaire3218: Crabstickz Quiz Show! | Comedy Week

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:41:32 -0400

lilyclaire3218:

Crabstickz Quiz Show! | Comedy Week

ever4far: gracehelbig: MAMRIE AND I SURPRISED HANNAH IN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:34:47 -0400

ever4far:

gracehelbig:

MAMRIE AND I SURPRISED HANNAH IN TORONTO.

i fucken love the three of you so much and am entirely jealous of your friendship. Thanks so much for sharing this awesome experience with us. Best part of the clip is 3:08.

troyesivan: prepaidwifi: my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:24:51 -0400

troyesivan:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

im all about that life

"After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If anyone in the vicinity..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:26:11 -0400

“

After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? we told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she
Did this.

I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?

The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.

She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late,

Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.

She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.

Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.

Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.

She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.

To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.

And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—
Non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African
American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice
And lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too.

And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,

With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.

Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.

They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.

Not everything is lost.

”

- Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via awelltraveledwoman)

steampoweredrocket: gyodragon: Cubone + Hitmonchani just had...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:22:44 -0400

steampoweredrocket:

gyodragon:

Cubone + Hitmonchan

i just had to draw this guy!!

This is literally one of he best character designs I’ve ever seen.

lickypickystickyme: Apparently everybody could use a little...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:18:12 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:17:51 -0400

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:16:23 -0400

theongreyjoy:

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

fuckyoutubers: have a transparent dead chris on your blog

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:14:03 -0400

fuckyoutubers:

have a transparent dead chris on your blog

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:52 -0400